I know this is probably devastating to many of you, so I have come up with a list of things that you can do in lieu of reading what I have to say:
- Go outside.
- Visit friends.
- Read a book.
- Look at Facebook for the 30th time today.
- Is it 5 PM?
- Yes? Then have a drink.
- No? Are any sports on?
- Yes? Have a drink regardless of time.
- No? Have a drink because no sports is depressing.
I know none of these are remotely as thrilling as basking in the greatness of this blog, but tomorrow will be here before you know it. See you then.
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